Caliborn

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CALIBORN IS ME. I AM, SIMPLY FARTING. THE GREATEST BEING TO EVER LIVE. I AM A GOD AMONG GODS, DESTINED TO RULE ALL OF CREATION. THE WORLD. IS MY OYSTER. WHICH I AM TOLD IS A TYPE OF SHELLFISH. I DONT KNOW WHAT A SHELLFISH IS THOUGH, I JUST ASSME IT IS SOMETHING VERY GOOD.

MY INCREDIBLE HISTORY:
I HAD JUST COMPLETED MY SESSION, AND ASCENDED ONCE MORE AS I DESTROYED MY CLOCK AND BECOME UNCONDITIONALLY IMMORTAL. WHEN A FELLOW LORD ARRIVED. AND TOLD ME I WAS NOT WALKING THE PATH TO TRUE GREATNESS. HE IS NOW. MY GREATEST ENEMY. HE USED ME. AND BETRAYED ME. BUT HE MADE THE MISTAKE, OF TEACHING ME TOO MUCH. AND NOW I WILL BE HIS DOWNFALL. EVEN IF IT TAKES ME THE REST OF TIME.

OTHER THAN THAT STUPID FUCK, I AM NOW TRAVELING WITH A COUPLE OF BROS AND BITCHES WHO DECIDED TO COME WITH ME. WHEN I LEFT IN A STATE OF PURE ANGER. I HAVE FOUND OUT. THAT THERE IS A GROUP OF PEOPLE. WHO SHOULD BE ABLE TO HELP ME IN MY GOALS. AND THEY ARE ALSO TROLLS, SO THEY SHOULD BE EASY FOR ME TO BOSS AROUND BECAUSE TROLLS ARE FUCKING STUPID AND WEAK MOSTLY.

AND HERE. IS A LIST OF MY POWERS:

 * I CAN TOTALLY CONTROL TIME NOW. IT IS. UTTERLY OVERPOWERING.
 * I ALSO. HAVE EVEN MORE COOL SHIT THAN I DID BEFORE. AND I STILL HAVE. MY CLOCKWORK MAJYKS.
 * THERE ARE NOW EVEN MORE MEMBERS. OF MY DARK CARNIVAL. KIND OF. THERE ARE FOUR MORE OF THEM WHO ARE USEFUL NOW.
 * IN SUMMARY, I AM FUCKING GREAT. AND ANYONE WHO THINKS THAT THEY CAN TAKE ME IS FUCKING STUPID.
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